{"id":342,"date":"2004-09-19T23:39:09","date_gmt":"2004-09-19T14:39:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lotusball.com\/?p=342"},"modified":"2009-02-01T23:40:06","modified_gmt":"2009-02-01T14:40:06","slug":"pretty-hilarious","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lotusball.com\/?p=342","title":{"rendered":"Pretty hilarious"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I thought the internet was supposed to free us. Or at least free information.<\/p>\n<p>And to be fair, it sort of does. In some ways. I just came across a rather novel application of a company&#8217;s ability to leverage the power of the &#8216;net. Mizuho bank (Japan&#8217;s largest in terms of assets) has an online banking function available for those customers who sign up for it. I am one. It works pretty well- you can send money to people, check your balance, the usual stuff. But the hilarious thing is that you can only do it at certain times\u2026<\/p>\n<p>\u4ee5\u4e0b\u306e\u6642\u9593\u5e2f\u306f\u3001\u30a4\u30f3\u30bf\u30fc\u30cd\u30c3\u30c8\u30d0\u30f3\u30ad\u30f3\u30b0\u3092\u3054\u5229\u7528\u3044\u305f\u3060\u3051\u307e\u305b\u3093\u3002<\/p>\n<p>\u25cf\u571f\u66dc\u65e522:00\u301c\u7fcc\u65e5\u66dc\u65e58:00\u3001\u65e5\u66dc\u65e521:00\u301c\u7fcc\u6708\u66dc\u65e57:00<br \/>\n\u25cf\u7b2c1\u30fb\u7b2c4\u571f\u66dc\u65e53:00\u301c5:00<\/p>\n<p>\u2026which for those of you whose browsers don&#8217;t support Japanese means:<\/p>\n<p>You can&#8217;t us internet banking during the following times:<br \/>\nSaturdays from 10pm to Sunday morning 8am<br \/>\nSundays from 9pm to Monday morning 7am<br \/>\nThe first and forth Saturdays of the month from 3pm to 5pm<\/p>\n<p>There are also other sporadic, non-regular times when the service is unavailable. I guess now must be one of them, because it isn&#8217;t listed above.<\/p>\n<p>I guess you can only shrug your shoulders and laugh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I thought the internet was supposed to free us. Or at least free information. And to be fair, it sort of does. In some ways. I just came across a rather novel application of a company&#8217;s ability to leverage the power of the &#8216;net. Mizuho bank (Japan&#8217;s largest in terms of assets) has an online [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[38],"class_list":["post-342","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ramblings","tag-comedy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lotusball.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/342","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lotusball.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lotusball.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lotusball.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lotusball.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=342"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lotusball.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/342\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":343,"href":"https:\/\/lotusball.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/342\/revisions\/343"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lotusball.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=342"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lotusball.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=342"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lotusball.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=342"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}