{"id":181,"date":"2009-01-08T02:22:38","date_gmt":"2009-01-07T17:22:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lotusball.com\/?p=181"},"modified":"2009-01-08T02:25:13","modified_gmt":"2009-01-07T17:25:13","slug":"a-very-kind-offer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lotusball.com\/?p=181","title":{"rendered":"A very kind offer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A very kind person (whom I am have never met) emailed me today with an offer almost too good to be true. The subject title was &#8220;The more meat you have, the bigger pleasure you give&#8221;.<br \/>\nI thought it was very kind of Carly Mcdermott to offer me this advice, but when I opened her email I was taken to a website selling some of manhood lengthening pills.<br \/>\nGoodness gracious me, I thought.<br \/>\nAnd there I was thinking of the roast beef (see my previous post <a href=\"https:\/\/lotusball.com\/?p=174\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a>) that I just wrote about.<\/p>\n<p>And now I am struggling to end this anecdote. Can anyone suggest a sentence to end this entry in smart, witty way?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A very kind person (whom I am have never met) emailed me today with an offer almost too good to be true. The subject title was &#8220;The more meat you have, the bigger pleasure you give&#8221;. I thought it was very kind of Carly Mcdermott to offer me this advice, but when I opened her [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[10,12,11],"class_list":["post-181","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ramblings","tag-beef","tag-sarcasm","tag-spam"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lotusball.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/181","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lotusball.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lotusball.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lotusball.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lotusball.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=181"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lotusball.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/181\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":182,"href":"https:\/\/lotusball.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/181\/revisions\/182"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lotusball.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=181"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lotusball.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=181"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lotusball.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=181"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}