{"id":155,"date":"2006-05-26T13:50:27","date_gmt":"2006-05-26T04:50:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lotusball.com\/?p=155"},"modified":"2009-01-03T13:51:56","modified_gmt":"2009-01-03T04:51:56","slug":"dem-slicks-aint-so-slick-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lotusball.com\/?p=155","title":{"rendered":"Dem slicks ain&#8217;t so slick now"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Everything is going wrong at the moment. There&#8217;s a glitch in the matrix. This was confirmed by my crash last night. Cruising along, slowing down for a corner, turning the corner and WOAH! I under-steered like a &#8216;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.bbc.co.uk\/dna\/h2g2\/A5110453\" target=\"_blank\">60&#8217;s Mini<\/a> , my front tire lost the bitumen and I came down hard. Typing hurts, my left wrist is in a bit of a swollen state. Scabs on my knees and elbows. Skin stripped from finger tips. (but thank goodness I was at least wearing half-finger gloves).<\/p>\n<p>But I am OK.<\/p>\n<p>My post (almost exactly one year ago) in which I raved about my slicks seems so funny now. Ah, 2005. An innocent time. Wide-eyed and naive.<\/p>\n<p>Sorry but I can&#8217;t type any more.<\/p>\n<p>Good-bye.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Everything is going wrong at the moment. There&#8217;s a glitch in the matrix. This was confirmed by my crash last night. Cruising along, slowing down for a corner, turning the corner and WOAH! I under-steered like a &#8216;60&#8217;s Mini , my front tire lost the bitumen and I came down hard. Typing hurts, my left [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-155","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ramblings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lotusball.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/155","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lotusball.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lotusball.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lotusball.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lotusball.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=155"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lotusball.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/155\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":156,"href":"https:\/\/lotusball.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/155\/revisions\/156"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lotusball.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=155"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lotusball.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=155"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lotusball.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=155"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}